Thursday, March 20, 2003
"COALITION OF THE WILLING"
by Wayne Robins
Despite the historic diplomatic failure of the Bush administration in the foreplay to the war in Iraq, Ari Fleisher today said more than 30 nations had joined the U.S. as a "coalition of the willing." The entire list is said to be in the top secret file in Dick Cheney's most totally top secret office, but Wayne's Words has been leaked an unofficial list of the allies.
The coalition of the willing, according to the document we saw, consists of these 36 entities:
1 The United States
2 Great Britain
3 Spain
4 Bulgaria
5 Portugal
6 Liechtenstein
7 Pottsylvania
8 Estonia
9 Grand Fenwick
10 Segovia
11 Chad
12 Hanging Chad
13 Lilliput
14 Copaigue
15 Lindenhurst
16 Katchaskatchcan
17 Aruba
18 Wyoming
19 Turkey
20 Cranberry Islands
21 Gooseberry
22 North Duck
23 Cold Duck
24 The Bizarro Planet
25 Country Crock
26 Wet Spigot
27 Arcana
28 Mordor
29 Kaaterskill Falls
30 Slytherin
31 Sammy Hagar
32 Palookaville
33 Falkland Islands
34 Three Mile Island
35 Delft
36 Chelm
If we missed any, let us know.
(c) Wayne Robins, 2003, all rights reserved.
