Wednesday, June 23, 2010
ENTIRE FRENCH SOCCER TEAM GIVES ITSELF RED CARDS
by Wayne Robins
In one of the most selfless displays of sportsmanship ever seen in international competition on any level, the French soccer team awarded every player on its World Cup team and all the coaches and trainers red cards at the end of a valiant loss to host South Africa 2-1 Tuesday night. The unprecedented display of courage led the players to expect to be greeted as heroes on its return. However, after noticing that the team bus was being trailed by a motorized convoy of guillotines, the driver was said to have last been seen speeding for the border with Belgium.
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In one of the most selfless displays of sportsmanship ever seen in international competition on any level, the French soccer team awarded every player on its World Cup team and all the coaches and trainers red cards at the end of a valiant loss to host South Africa 2-1 Tuesday night. The unprecedented display of courage led the players to expect to be greeted as heroes on its return. However, after noticing that the team bus was being trailed by a motorized convoy of guillotines, the driver was said to have last been seen speeding for the border with Belgium.
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